Friday, March 11, 2005

Too F'ing Funny

I just had someone come up to me at work and ask for a lighter. My first thought was, "Do I look like a smoker?". So, I looked in my desk and pulled out a pack of matches and asked if these were ok. The person asking gave me the biggest frown. I was like, "They are for a birthday cake they have a similar flame to a lighter what's wrong." The person then says, which I almost fell over, "I haven't used matches in about 10 years and I'm not sure how." Holy crap. I actually had to do a show and tell on how to use them. What is this world coming to that people don't know how to use matches. Shit as a guy I think I came out of the womb knowing how. It's almost a right of passage to be a guy.

5 comments:

Cindy-Lou said...

She's either very sheltered or mildly retarded. You choose.

Roy Hobbs said...

Prolly a lil of both.

TerraT said...

Maybe she was just fucking with you.

I do that to people for fun sometimes... This could be why there's a rumor going around that I'm retarded.

a beer sort of girl said...

That's just sad. Honestly, it makes me sad.

Roy Hobbs said...

Hell, I prefer birthday drinks to a cake. 1 piece of cake is enough for me, but keep the beers or drinks flowing.